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Today's Funny Sayings
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My 9 y/o DD used to call the dining room “driving room” and then “diving room”. My 6 y/o DS used to call a light saber “light saver”. Always reminded me of life savers. Just the other day we were at a science museum where they had dinosaur replicas. He asked me to show him where the dinosaur “libs” were. After going back and forth I figured out that he was asking about its ribs! And finally, my 3 y/o DS says really cute things, but one of our favorites is that when he asks to watch a movie he asks to watch a woovie. Of course, the bigger ones try to correct him and save MOOOOOO-vie! My 6 y/o made up a joke about it:
Q: Where do cows go on a date?
A: To a MOO-VIE!
I have a great one for you today.
I read a Carl Sandburg poem today, and after I said the author, my dd10 said, “I recognize his name.”
“Good!” I said. “He’s a poet.”
To which she promptly replied, “I thought he was the Kentucky Fried Chicken guy.”
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! So funny! We had taken a road trip out east back in Oct, and one place we stopped was the original KFC in KY. Evidently it made quite the impression on her. 😛
Sara B. That reminds me of the time when ds9 was 4-5 and his ss teacher asked who knew something about Elijah and he answered Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin. I got several, ” He must be home schooled.” Comments.
When E was younger we would put scumscreen on (sun screen). She loved the “Hermie” movies and always asked to watch Max Potato…Max Lucado.
Hilarious — all of these!
My older son still calls a calculator a “countulater”. He’ also had trouble until about a year ago with “th” saying things like “troof” instead of truth, or “fumb” instead of “thumb”
A few year’s ago while my mother was visiting we were preparing to go to our favourite local restaurant, Frank and Gino’s. My younger son asked if we were going to “Freakin’ Gino’s” for supper. My mother now asks that every time she visits.
The same son will ask on occassion for a “knuckle sandwich” for lunch. I have no idea how grilled cheese became a knuckle sandwich.
When I was four and my younger sister was two, I asked my mother if I had a forehead, did Janice have a two-head?
A friend of mine had a baby brother a few weeks before my sister was born when I was two. The first time I saw her I said “hello, Jeremy”. Once I got it straightened out, I called her “Zani” instead of Jani.
When our younger sister, Rebecca, was born, Janice, not quite three, looked in through the nursery window and the hospital and said “Oh — look at all the little “Kabecca’s”. She used to call me “Sassey” instead of Tracey. Somehow these stuck because my mom will still call us by these names.
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